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Post by Tara on Feb 17, 2007 11:00:37 GMT -5
Okay, been gone for a while, So here's the 411 on Jace-World-Events, yeh?
So I went to Florida for my early spring break, to see my grandparents, and to escape the cold (Which didn't work because the cold followed us!) in general. I wanted to atleast call Willow or someone to keep me from going crazy on the 9 hour drive there, but, as luck has it, I left my phone at home. Plus it was dead so even if I had it I wouldn't have been able to call anyone on it.
So I did lots of cool stuff in FL, I stayed in my Grandparent's new RV (It's like a few feet biger than thier old one.. go figure right?) and we went to the flea market and I got this awesom ring with dragons on it. But geez... I have HUMONGUS fingers! 316L. That's my SIZE! but anyway I also got some pads of paper because I was dying to write or draw or somthing. And I bought some Yu-Gi-Oh cards which I think are fake because they don't look right to me. But they are the GX edition. So I wouldn't know... And I also got a birthday present for one of my friends.
And I watched American Idol and House at night (Cuz my grandparents have a flat-screen TV in thier RV, I mean GEEZ, it's soooo not camping if you have a TV... but I didn't complain much) House was kinda creepy. I was about this girl who had Cipa (Or however you spell it) it's a condition where you can't feel pain and stuff. it's actually a pretty dangerous thing. But anyway this Cipa patient had a 5ft TAPE WORM in her gut and no one knew what was wrong with her because yaknow... she couldn't feel pain. And when they gave her anestetic to get her to calm down it sent her into a parenoia cuz her B5 was down and that's also what the Tapeworm eats... But yeh. House managed to get the tapeworm out and stuff. It was really gross. But my eyes were glued to the screen, man!
Anybob. That's the update for Jace-World-Events!
~Tara
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Post by Tara on Feb 18, 2007 13:54:57 GMT -5
Today is: Sunday The time of this post is: 1:43 Mr. Fry Fry says: French people are un-American. -*_*-*_*- Ooookay, so today my band (TYB- pronounced Tieb) is holding tryouts for vocalists as I really don't wanna be the only singer there. I mean hey, my voice is great (So I've been told by everyone!), but really, the last time I performed (Pying guitar and singing) I was shaking so bad and my stomache was in knots and it was like... "omgee, what if I do somthing wrong?!" But yeah. And even though I don't have to sing today for tryouts I am waaaay nervous. See, cuz some my friends are trying out, and if they don't make it I'm afraid they'll hate me. Yes, I know I don't seem like the type of person to beard of being hated. But I am. it just kills... And you should see me with rejection... I am not good with that either.
So aside from tryouts my dog, Mama, had to get stitches because she got bitten(AGAIN!), there was lots of blood. and she caught a rabbit and we had to make her puke it up. I know, grooooossss! And I wasn't even there!
Plus- I know Wolfy's gonna uher web comic up here and I seriously wanna do the same but I gotta get my PB unblocked first. Either that or I need to find some other way to put it online.
Wellllll, that's is for this update!
~Jace of the crazy-caribbean-cows-clan (inside joke- THAT'S RGHT HANNAH, I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT!lol)
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Post by Tara on Feb 19, 2007 21:15:04 GMT -5
Today is: Monday- the dread, Day-First! The time of this post is: 9:04 Mr. Fry Fry says: There are three different types of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. I happen to be a dying breed. \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Ooookay! So here's me! Yesterday my band played, I actually had a kind of solo guitar song. Well solo as in I was the only one playing in the band. It was jus me and my voice, and then on the chorus the second guitar would come in (OMG could Jake be any hotter?!) and then fade out during the rest of the song.
Tryouts went well, we had THREE whole people! One guy who sung kinda... err.... well... um... And two gals who sung awesome! Especially when we mushed em together and one sang harmony and one sang melody. It was rockin' awesome.
Annnybob, I feel like I should be updateing stuffs. But I dunno... I also have to send WOlfy a late valentine..... Cuz I went to FL during V-Week. Her Valentine was awesome. I can't believe she did that for me....
Also, I apologise for not answering my phone, Ever time Wolfy calls me I'm watching a movie! Saturday it was Charmed, Sunday it was Monster-In-Law. And NEPTUNE! Those are THE BEST things to watch ever! I almost cried again, Piper almost died... and it made me sad and I was snifflin' and my eyes were wellin' up and I was rubbin em... And then she pulled thru cuz Leo came and saved the day. Then his "wings" were "clipped" and he was mortal again. So yeh.
Interesting Monday I've been having. I went swimming and walked a mile. I also had like a bunch of junk food. Oh. I drew a valentine for Wolfy. That's about it.
Boring huh?
I'm thinking of replacing Mr. Fry Fry with someone more intersting.... Maybe er... Bob? Or Boff... Boff is funny I think you'd like him. Or whoever "you" is. Wait... that was not grammatically correct... Nevermind. You know what I mean. I think.... Whoever "you" are.... but wait that dosen't sound right eitherrrr!
GYAH! Drive me nuts.
~Jay-bird (I'm SOOOAAAARIN'! FLYYYYIN'! lol)
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Post by Tara on Feb 20, 2007 12:54:25 GMT -5
Today is: Tuesday- the Terrible Second The time of this post is: 12:48 PM Mr. Fry Fry says: My friend Algey met a bear, the bear was quite bulgy. The bulge was poor Algey! And Boff's words or wisdom are: BOFFO, whoop whoop riiii! 0==]::::::::::::> (<- Excalibur)
OKie dokie, so here's my morning update in Jace-World-Events/news!
It's cold. And I woke up kinda sorta late. I had this awesom dream about somthing I've dreamt about before.... I'll have to upload a picture for everyone to see. because I drew it during school. The Clock Tree. It was hard to draw because it's this ginormus Weeping Willow sort of tree (And leaves are so fudgin' hard to draw!) and right smack dab in the middle of it is this clock..... And then under the clock is this guy's name, cuz I rescued him from a prison and he said he'd meet me at the Clock Tree and that his name was carved just under the clock.... It was all very nice. I know it sounds weird tho right?
Anybob, I gotta go cuz I have music lessons. Catcha laaaterz loooozers!
~Jace of the Buffy Obsessies Anonymous
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Post by Tara on Feb 20, 2007 16:14:08 GMT -5
Today is: Tuesday- the Terrible Second The time of this post is: 4:06 PM Mr. Fry Fry says: We're still trying to get Algey out of that stupid bulgy bear! And Boff's words of Wisdom are: -glows blue- Blu!! 0==]::::::::::::::::>
How'd yeh like my excalibur, huh? Well, now I'm at the library. It's pretty cool. I got like a billion books to read now. And now I shall tell you what they are! (Arent you lucky?)
Book the first: Charmed; Beware What You Wish Book the second: My Faith in Frankie Book the third: Sons of the Dark; Barbarian Book the fourth: Temping Fate Book the fifth: Shelter
All are good lookin books. I know I know, don't judge a book by it's cover... cuz cover artists could be waaaaay wierd and the book could be totally awesome. But that's so not the point. When I say "Looks good" about a book I usually mean I've read the little bit about what the book has to say and I think is sounds good. But what I say is "Looks good" Which is way different, yeh? Well, whatever. It's time for me to get off, more later!
~Jace-Face-of-Iron-Mace (Ha ha I rhymed!)
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Post by Tara on Feb 21, 2007 19:58:22 GMT -5
Today is: Wednesday- nothing bad about this'n folks! The time of this post is: 7:50 PM Mr. Fry Fry says: Beware a lighted ball of blue hue.... it's had way too much coffee. And Boff's words or wisdom are: Screw you Fry-man! (Boff can TALK?!?) 0==]:::::::::::::>
okay, aside from that big shock of Boff being able to talk.... I finished two of my books already! Which ones? (please let this html code worrrrk!) My Faith in Frankie and Temping Fate
Both were superly awesome books! Well... one was a comic... with lesbians.... and this weird chica who had her own god named Jerivin. But it was an okay book... aside from giving me a headache that is....
The second was way better, it had GREEK MYTHOLOGY in it! Yay me! I absolutly ADORE Greecian myths! They rock the socks off any self-respecting person. Either that or I'm the biggest greek-geek in the whole world... Haha... I rhymed.... Hey! Quit looking at me that way! I'm QUIRKY and fun! Tremble befor thine awesome quirks! Fear me you mere mortals! for today might be your last breath!
.... OKay... maybe a little less Greek myths would be good for me....
Anybob, I'm out!
~Jace of the Greecian-Green-Gargoyles-Getting-Garden-Goods (HA! ALL G's! Beat that!)
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Post by Tara on Feb 22, 2007 22:49:14 GMT -5
Today is: Thursday- Nuthin' to report sirs and...er... Ma'ams.... The time of this post is: 10:47 PM Mr. Fry Fry says: -whacks Boff with fry-pan-y-goodness- And Boff's words or wisdom are: -floats around dazedly- Look a' th' sturrrs..... 0==]:::::::::::::>
Well not much to say except: YOU ARE SOOO GOING DOWN WOLFY! I WILL SOOOO POST MORE THAN YOU! AND WHILE YOU'RE GONE i'LL CATCH UP PLUS CHANGE! SO THERE!
That is all.... Thank you
~Jace the Jay-Jay-Jet-Jewl-Jumper
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Post by Tara on Feb 23, 2007 22:39:26 GMT -5
Today is: Friday- The last day of torture (A new freedom is awoken!) The time of this post is: 10:30 PM Mr. Fry Fry says: An intelligent person is someone who shares the same views as me. And Boff's words or wisdom are: If you share his views you're probably a kitchen appliance. 0==]:::::::::::::::>
So, I had this funky dream that I've had once before, see I was a half sister to Prue, Piper, and Phoebe through thier dad and I had come to visit. So they all started arguing about what cereal to buy me and I couldn't get a word in edge-wise. So finally I manage to shout, "THE CHARMED ONES DON'T NEED TO BUY ME ANYTHING!" and then Prue was like, -ues power to knock Jace over back of chair-"She knows about us, how does she know about us?" And then I woke up.
But yeh, I've had that dream before.....
Also, if yeh wanna see a movie (or rent one) try "Flushed Away" it's the best animated movie I ever saw. And it's about mice! How can you go wrong if your movie's about mice? I mean jeez, mice are the centrifugal force of movies! You have to have some sort of animal in any movie! Why not mice?
Okay, now that I've finished declairing my undying love for mice I shall go to bed cuz I feel about ready to drop... asdfkjazsdgfkaj
.... HUH? oh... Sorry, my head dropped on the keyboard... guess I should go!
BYYYYEEE! ~Jace (Too tired to put any rhyming stuffs up!)
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Post by Tara on Feb 24, 2007 17:35:39 GMT -5
Today is: Saturday- Hallelujah the day of Nothing Done has come! The time of this post is: 5:32 PM Mr. Fry Fry says: Jace must be bored And Boff's words or wisdom are: If at first you don't fricacsee, fry, fry a hen! 0==]:::::::::::::::>
So, right now I'm just chillaxin'. I just made a movie with my friends/siblings. It's pretty stupid, but it's somthing I did. I'm not gonna tell you who I play in it tho cuz You'll have to find out when I upload it. SO THERE!
And I now recently see that Wolfy has more posts than I. Well, That shall soon change. As I have said before, I'm just biding mytime before I shall strike like a snake hidden in tall grass! And soon I shall leave poor wolfy behind in the dust to tend to her snakebite. Bleeeeeeeeeeding and bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding and moooooaaaaaning and wishing to be saved! BUT NO! Salvation shall not be given to the gloater!
So there.
~Jace
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Post by Tara on Feb 28, 2007 20:37:23 GMT -5
Today is: Wednesday- Bleh The time of this post is: 7:55 PM Announcment: Mr. Fry Fry and Boff have gone on vacation because I went missing and forgot to pay them for making their appearances here. Sorry. 0==]::::::::::::::::>
Okay, this is Jace. And I have had a life-changing experience this weekend and most of this week. What happened to me you ask? Well, sit as I tell this tale of horror and thrill. For my even surviving is quite a miracle in itself. And as you grip the arms of your office chair, your eyes glued to the screen of your computer as you read this terrifying story.... Let this be a lesson to all thought who wish for something new to happen. (Man, aren't I soo cool? I love being dramatic! ((Even though I have a shirt that says specifically, "I Don't Do Drama")) So yeh. I'm awesome.)
It was just an ordinary Saturday, I was outside enjoying the day, when I thought, 'What is up with this boring day? Why can't anything exciting happen to me?' I was walking to the end of the driveway when I spotted my skateboard in the middle of the road, "Well, how did you get all the way out here?" I asked it, as I always do talk to inanimate objects like they're people because I have no life to speak of, and I went to pick it up. But when I got near it it started to scoot away, so I hollered at it, "Hey! Get back here!" and ran after it as it began to roll down the hill that I live on. I had just caught up to it and for some reason I decided to jump onto it. Yes, I jumped onto a moving skateboard. Why? Maybe my brain was on vacation, like when I pulled that mean 'I lost my arm' prank on Wolfy. Maybe I was so bored that even a trip to the hospital would've been better than what I had been doing. Somehow I managed to stay on the skateboard as it kept rolling down the hill, picking up much more speed than was normal. For, my hill is not very steep, see?
As I was reaching the bottom of the hill I figured I would start slowing down about now, as that's what usually happens when I near the bottom of the hill as it flattens out. But I didn't. not only did I not slow down, I sped up! And soon I was racing up the next hill, feet glued to the board by some unseen force! As I reached to top of the hill I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes (It was really a bird fling by me) and then at the very top my board left the ground and I was flying through the air!
I must have been knocked out my the sheer speed at which I was going. I think I must have broken the sound barrier. Either that or I'd crashed and was in the hospital or something. But all I remember was being suddenly cold and feeling weightless. I while later I opened my eyes, or at least I think I did. It was so dark that it seemed that I had kept them closed but I reached up and felt my face. My eyes were certainly open.... but why was it so dark? A shiver ran up my spine and goosebumps broke out along my arms and legs. I rubbed my arms to keep warm but it was so cold... And I seemed to be floating...
I don't know how long I stayed there, time seemed to meld together, I could have been there for a few minutes, hours, days, even years... All I know was that I was cold and it was dark. Was I unconscious? Was this my mind? Was it really this black? Why wasn't I waking up? These were the thoughts in my head. Had i been hit by a car who hadn't seen me coming? Was I... dead?
For however long I did stay there it seemed like an eternity before something floated by me... it was soo white against the darkness that I thought I was going to go blind, I moved toward it (a kind of swimming motion got me near enough to it) and then I started to bang on it, "Open up! I'm stranded! HELP ME FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE! HELP!" I screamed and banged until my voice was hoarse and my hands were bruised. And someone answered. A man in a large white suit, floating toward me, he took me in his arms and carried me to an opening in the white object. I was shaking all over from cold and fear as he deposited me inside and closed the gate (As I soon found out that was what it was called) As soon as the gate was closed he took off his helmet and looked at me strangely.
"Th-thanks... I o-o-owe ya..." My teeth were chattering from cold, I was frigid! The man looked still more confused before his face broke out in a great big grin, "Welcome to the NASA Space shuttle!" he said, beginning to take off his space suit.
Yes, gentle viewers. I had fallen off the face of the earth. How had I survived space? How had I even stayed alive getting through the atmosphere? How in the living daylights did I even fall off the earth?
I didn't know the answers. And neither did the NASA crew. They were all nice to me. even shared their carefully provisioned food with me. I always made sure not to eat so much so that they would still have their portions. But the strain was heavy on my body, spirit, and mind. I wanted to get back home. How long had I been gone for? had my parents already given up looking for me? Well the space crew told me they would radio earth to make sure my parents knew I was alright. I was very happy for having been saved by them. Especially since with my newly bruised hands and hoarse voice I don't think I'd have made it if the space shuttle had turned out to be just a floating hunk of junk.
I don't know how long it was that I stayed with the crew. It seemed like forever and a day. But my newfound happiness was soon to be vanquished. Aliens attacked the shuttle. killing the crew and taking me captive. Perhaps for study, perhaps for entertainment. All I remember of that was being stuck with all manner of needles, and then placed in a chamber with a mask over my face and my wrists shackled to the arms of a chair. The aliens had injected all sorts of diseases, sicknesses, viruses into me. I felt like dying. but they wouldn't let me. Ooh no. As the chamber slowly started to fill with liquid I lost consciousness. They must have healed me or somthing... I guess I was used for tests. because when I regained consciousness I wasn't in the chamber, I was in a weird sort of space craft. there were no windows, no buttons, a speaker and me, that was all. It was quite small too. Just enough room to maybe stretch out if I was tired, or to sit up if I was awake. And from the speakers sometimes someone would talk to me to tell me it was alright and that I was done so they were sending me home.
I had a weird device on my shirt, so maybe it was a tracer? I don't know. I still have it though and I plan to keep it as proof of my adventure. Anyway, the spacecraft landed, not the crash I was expecting, rather soft... And a door opened. I stepped out and there was my house just as I'd left it.
I looked back at the space craft but it had vanished, so I looked back at my house and walked in. "I'm ho-ome!" I called, looking around as my sister peeked around the corner of the kitchen, "Oh, how was your time at Kathryn's? Did you have fun?"
So my family thought I had gone to my friend's house for what I found out was the weekend. and during Monday-Tuesday I was spending the night at a homeschooler's house to help them fix up their living room (Painting and such). Well at least they didn't worry. But I really do wonder still how this all happened. I guess I should be careful what I wish for... I just might get it again!
And that's what happened to me! YAY! Aren't I just the coolest? I bet YOU'VE never been abducted by aliens after falling off the face of the earth!
~Jace
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Post by Tara on Mar 1, 2007 22:13:42 GMT -5
So, today I did my homework, went to Claires (Yes I have actually set foot in such a girly shop) and bought a pair of Magnetic earrings so that it looked like I had pierced the cartelege in my ears. My mom like freaked out cuz she wasn't there when I had bought them and I caught up woth her in walmart so she looked at my ears and I was just grinnin and she was like, "You... did not.... No way..." And then I was like, "Chill out mom, it's magnetic!" cuz she was like turning red. and then I fooled Wolfy into thinking I got my ear peirced by sending her a pic of it. and then I tricked my dad he was like, "Oh... my... um... your ear..." and I was like, "Yeah it's okay it's fake." you could almost see him sigh in relief! You'd think I was trying to be a rebel or somthing geez.
Anybob, that's it for my update. oh, I did a comic for my sister. well one page of it atleast.... so uh yeah.. I hope I can find a way to put it up here!
~Jace the tired
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Post by Tara on Mar 2, 2007 18:11:55 GMT -5
By the stars! Did a whole lot of active stuffs today. I biked for oe and 1/2 miles. then I played three games of street ball with some guys I know and now I am soooo tired I feel like Iuld just flop onto the ground and just not get up!
That's all. Oh. And I got Wolfy's birthday present. Too bad it'll be a while until she gets it. it might actually be next month.... So sorry Wolfy!
~Jace the tuckered out
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Post by Tara on Mar 7, 2007 15:05:25 GMT -5
Time: 2:55PM Day: Wednesday mood: BOOOORED! Notes: ha ha, I sooo stole the mood thing from Wolfy! 0)==[:::::::::::::::::::::::>
Today I have a special guest to help relieve my boredom. Please welcom Ana, of the nameless comic!
Ana: Uh, thanks... It's kinda neat being in the future and all... I mean by Terra! Have you ever seen such weird things?
Jace: Uh, yeah I live in the timeline, welcome to the show again! Anybob, what is it you like to do?
Ana: Oh, well, I like to practice Magik and defend the helpless and poor lost animals!
Jace -anime sweat drop- I... see.... Anyway, magik, there's somthing we have in common, what spells do you know?
Ana: Well, I know a bundle of things, but I wouldn't call them spells per se. it's more just like, I will somthing to happen and my life-force flows through me and makes it happen.
Jace: Like telekenisis?
Ana: No.
Jace: Oh. Well, uh.... So why is your hair pink? what makes it that color?
Ana: Ah, well, in the clan I come from? Everyone's got pink hair. Well... some of us have green hair. or Purple. Somtimes even blue.... Except for my sister... she has black hair.
Jace: Why is that?
Ana: Oops! I'm not supposed to tell you about her! It's going to be revealed later in the comic!
Jace: Who is this mysterious HIM you talked about in the prologue?
Ana: I can't tell you that either.
Jace: I see... Well, I think that's all the time we have for today, so see you all next time on Jace-World-News and Events!
Ana:thanks again!
~Jace (rolling end credits)
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Post by Tara on Mar 13, 2007 21:39:35 GMT -5
Today is Tuesday and the time doesn't matter. just know that I am extremely pissed. Mess with me and you'll find tomorrow mornign that you're toungs been cut out and your wrists slit!
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I'm so angry I could cuss out the next innocent bystander. I seriously contemplated killing myself or getting wasted on my dads "hidden" alcohol. Or maybe running away. But I didn't so yeh.
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Post by Tara on Jul 12, 2007 21:32:54 GMT -5
time: 9:26PM day: thursday mood:confloozed wise sayings: Er.... 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
So... the post above this one obviously tells you that I'm mad. but the thing is... I have NO clue as to what I was so mad about.... and to make me want to steal my dad's booze? Geez.... Pointless anger is. um... confloozing....
Anybob, I've been away forever, I'm excited to see new members, and uh... um... I finally sent Willow's B-day present!
And, er... well... I like.. um... CHOCOLATE! And um... I hope this site will grow now and stuffs and..... um... that people will start posting and introducing themselves because HELLO?? That's what this thing is FOR! To TALK with people! DUH!
Sheesh... um, anybob, I think I'm done now so... that's it... more when I'm not confloozed and tired.
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